What are                                                    ?
What is your face? Just kidding. We are the cutest intellectual animals in the kingdom that express smart and funny everyday inner thoughts on your outerwear. We say what you can't or are afraid to say but in a witty way. On your clothing, let us trash-talk the people you encounter so you don't have to. They know they deserve it. Does that make us Buttholes? Maybe!
But admit it, you were thinking it.